The second season of You took us to Los Angeles, where we learned about vibes, auras, and, of course, astrology. Here’s a list of all the characters and their zodiac signs. You won’t be surprised to learn that the water signs are the ones that started the fire.
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Aries: Will
You might be wondering who would be so crazy as to fall in love with someone they’ve never met online. Someone for whom they are willing to relocate their entire existence. Will’s (Robin Lord Taylor) “girlfriend in the Philippines” comes to mind. Then, of course, if I told you that same individual had been the victim of identity theft because they’re impulsive and make poor decisions, you’d know they were an Aries. This is, without a doubt, Will’s story. Will is excellent because, like any Aries, he knows he’s batshit and doesn’t condemn Joe for his kind of craziness. An Aries and a Scorpio are almost created for each other. They both crave passion beyond anything else, even if it lands them into danger.
Taurus: Milo
After things go bad, Love promptly replaces Joe with Milo (Andrew Creer). However, it is more of a performance than anything else. Milo was born under the sign of Taurus. He becomes completely enamored with whoever he’s sleeping with and is willing to spend a lot of money on Love to make her feel safe and cared for. He’s all about the gram, and he shares obnoxiously beautiful images to prove it. Milo, like a Taurus, wants to show off his power. He’s all about bravado. Until, of course, he becomes envious of Love’s brother and the attention he receives from her. Taurus people, on the other hand, do not like to share. Competition is something they despise.
Gemini: Lucy
Lucy (Marielle Scott), along with Gabe and her wife, Sunrise, is one of Love’s closest friends and a member of her “coven,” as Love refers to their group of pals. (In season 3, we’re curious to see if they genuinely practice witchcraft.) She is a successful literary agent as well as a wonderful and caring mother. She appears to enjoy socializing and is particularly drawn to making highly romantic gestures with Sunrise. All evidence point to Lucy being a Gemini for these reasons alone. Sunrise also appears to be quite Gemini, which makes sense. Sunrise is a lifestyle blogger, which means she likes to be in the know (and communicate) about what’s trendingtotal Gemini! When it works out, Gemini-Gemini can be an amazing match, and Sunrise is a lifestyle blogger, which means she likes to be in the know (and communicate) about what’s trendingtotal Gemini!
Cancer: Dottie
Cancers might be kind and family-oriented, but when they want something, they can be completely insane. And control is what they seek. (They are, after all, a Cardinal sign.) Dottie (Saffron Burrows) has to manage the lives of her two psychotic children, Love and Forty. She will also go to great lengths to ensure that everyone considers her attractive and pays her adequate attention. Even if it means flirting with Love’s partner, which for a Cancer isn’t all that shocking. Don’t be deceived by their placid grins and kind wishes. That’s merely a crafty and deceptive water sign. Cancers crave adoration at all costs. They perceive themselves as the focal point of all emotional dramas.
Leo: Dr. Nicky
It was thrilling to have Dr. Nicky (John Stamos) return in Season 2; you miss him even when you’re upset at him, like any good Leo. Of course, after doing some sleazy, unethical things in season one (like sleeping with his patient, ugh), poor Dr. Nicky is paying for a crime he didn’t commit this season, and you can’t help but feel horrible for him. When Forty shows there to get him to tell him the scoop on Joe, Dr. Nicky, like a Leo, remains silent and stoically returns to his cell. Dr. Nicky is a fixed fire sign who accepts his situation, however unjust, and is determined to survive at all means. That’s right, Leo.
Virgo: Fincher
Fincher (Danny Vasquez), the cop having an affair with the beautiful and bright Delilah, is introduced as little more than a friend with benefits. But, as any Virgo would, he does the right thing in the end, murdering Forty to protect his pregnant sister and her partner (Love and Joe). After a thorough research, a Virgo will swoop in and do what has to be done, and will be devoted to what they believe is ethically just. Furthermore, Delilah is a Capricorn (see below), therefore Fincher must be a Virgo to be so enamored with her. Virgo and Capricorn are a sexual union made in heaven.
Libra: Ellie
Ellie (Jenna Ortega) is astute, aspirational, and ruthless. Do you think that sounds like a Libra to you? It most likely does, which is also why you’re friends with them. Libras are masters at giving everyone a hard time while still appearing to be lighthearted. It’s part of what makes them so appealing. And Ellie is the same way with Joe. She adores him, but she’s also the one person on the program that never kisses his arse and always keeps it real. She has a keen aesthetic sense and more ideas than most people can handle. Libras are perfectionists who seek excellence in all they do. They have a lot of fashion sense.
Sagittarius: Candace
The woman who returns to punish you after you abandoned her? Candace (Ambyr Childers) is clearly a Sagittarius. The problem is, most Sags are carefree and never keep grudges. They’ll put up with minor drama, turn a blind eye when you’re being foolish, and have your back for the rest of your life. Sagittarians, on the other hand, will strive to ruin your life if you’ve tried to injure them and they feel targeted. They won’t seek vengeance, but they will defend themselves. That is their point of view. Joe may believe that his Scorpio charm will save him, but Candace is just as talented an actress as he is. Every Sagittarius knows how to retaliate when they are wronged.
Capricorn: Delilah
Delilah (Carmela Zumbado) is a Capricorn with a lot of energy. She enjoys her job as the manager of her apartment building, especially collecting the rent. But that’s only one of her jobs: she’s also a celebrity investigator reporter, which means she’s always on the lookout for juicy details about celebrities. She also cares deeply about her younger sister Ellie and will go to great lengths to protect her. She is sincere about everything she does and works relentlessly to safeguard future victims from Henderson’s heinous deeds. But she isn’t afraid to have a good time, and she does so with Joe, combining booze and junk food. (These are two things that Capricorns adore.)
Aquarius: Gabe
What Gabe (Charlie Barnett) is up to isn’t quite clear. He’s one of Love’s closest friends, but he also gives Joe a private acupuncture session that’s both sexy and strange. “Every Aquarian’s tombstone should read, ‘Sexual and odd.’ We absolutely want to keep their wild and free spirits around, so we’ll give them a business card. Gabe is in it for all the right reasons, at the end of the day. He wishes to assist his buddies. However, you never know what he’s thinking. He’s the friend who smiles at you after deciding on something about you that he’ll most likely keep to himself.
Pisces: Love
It’s difficult to think of Love (Victoria Pedretti) as anything but a Pisces. She’s mysterious and has a plethora of amorous suitors. To the outside world, she has an exceedingly lovely persona, but beneath the surface, she has a set of other instincts that are shocking, frequently spiteful, incredibly sensitive, and madly romantic. After all, she’s willing to kill to protect her real love, Joe, who has no chance of resisting her due to his Scorpio energy. Her lovely and caring gestures throughout the play, as well as her passion of baking, are all very Pisces. It’s difficult not to be envious of a Pisces’s caring after seeing all of those delectable cakes and pastries in Joe’s locker.
Is Beck a Sagittarius like you?
The title of this episode, “Everythingshipshould have warned me,” is an eye-roll-inducing name. I should have planned ahead of time. But, after the previous week, I was allowing myself to experience something very 2008: hope. I hoped that this series would embrace its intrinsic absurdity and purposeful silliness; that, given the choice between something rational but completely uninteresting and something improbable but completely engaging, You would always choose the latter, like Joe’s stolen/inherited automobile by that tree. But, alas, 2008 was 10,000 years ago, and existential dread and disappointment are the main emotions of 2018.
So please accept my apologies for introducing a number of potentially interesting, juicy developments in this episode only to ditch them in favor of beigey, drab attempts at almost-realism.
Joe believes Beck is having an affair with her therapist. It’s worth noting that her therapist is John Stamos, who sports a beard. Knowing Beck has a deeply unhealthy relationship with her own father (remember she refers to accepting money from him in exchange for time together as “whoring”) and has “a desperate, unhealthy need for attention,” as Peach accurately noted shortly before she was murdered (RIPeach), this seems like an insane but plausible turn of events in the You world. Also, John and Stamos! BEARD!
Joe’s dopey insecurity, on the other hand, is nibbling at his hardly existing soul. In truth, Beck simply requires “space” because her best friend committed suicide (or so she believes) and she feels suffocated by Joe’s obsessive, theatrical always-there-for-you relationship.
To observe how Joe and Beck’s relationship has progressed from “very into each other” to “uh, not really feeling it anymore,” we must watch this insufferable pair be couple-y to get a clearer sense of how far they’ve fallen. (Beck captions a photo of them on Instagram, “The #joeandbeck dream team, so.”) While doing so, Joe recalls the joy he had experienced with “Ronaldo to John Stamos.” John Stamos both records and gets stoned during these sessions, which is a bit of a red sign, right?
Beck was sacked from her yoga instructor position after falling asleep in the middle of a lesson. Again, this serves as a reminder that Beck is average at best in whatever she does, but Joe disagrees. And, because Joe is about as skilled at dating as he is at murdering (not very), he believes that the best way to solve this problem is to hire Beck himself. So now he’s her boyfriend and her boss, despite the fact that he should know Beck is a jerk based on all available evidence. This “did require me to confront some fairly reckless aspects of his nature, like how the majority of Beck’s job is to put books on shelves and she can’t do it,” Joe says.
Let’s give Ethan the floor, shall we?”
Joe, Beck is a jerk. She’s always late, she forgets to close the register, and she has no idea how to organize her belongings by genre. (FOR THE LOVE OF BLYTHE, BECK IS GETTING HER MFA RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANT TO BE A WRITER AND THE GIRL CAN’T ORGANIZE BOOKS BY SUBJECT MATTER?!) Joe is “caught up hard in the tilt-a-whirl of punani,” as Ethan says, “which, depending on your taste in boardwalk attractions, is either a very pleasant thing or a disgusting nightmare.” However, spit where you eat only causes confusion and E. coli. Is it possible to propose Ethan for the Nobel Peace Prize for this magnificent piece of knowledge?
When Joe confronts Beck about her poor performance at work, she complains that he promised her that the hours would be flexible and that she would have time to write. Joe reminds out that she isn’t actually writing. “Thinking about writing is a necessary step in the writing process!” She sobs. Peach has been recurring in her dreams. “The only positive thing in my life right now is treatment,” Joe presumably feels intimidated by this. Beck’s sidebar: How does he pay for therapy?
By the way, the sheriff who pulled Joe over in Greenwich calls the bookstore, but Joe quickly concocts a cover tale to match his original cover story, and it appears that’s the end of it. Unless/until his urine is discovered in a jar. I’m a sucker for pee-related suspense!
Beck throws a candlelight dinner for Joe in the basement of the bookstore, where she is not permitted to be and where any one of her candles could destroy these priceless pages to ash, realizing she is being cruel. She uses a complicated metaphor about a fungus-infested Little Mermaid sleeping blanket to describe her anguish.
Then Beck sets a girlfriend trap so classic, so iconic, that it should be chiseled in marble and displayed at the Museum of the Girlfriend’s entrance. She expresses her adamant opposition to Joe doing anything for her birthday. Friends: I couldn’t stop laughing. I had to put the episode on hold. “He’s so screwed!” I exclaimed to no one in particular as I stood up and stared at the ceiling, tears welling up in my eyes. He’ll never be able to recover from this!
Joe runs into Beck’s friend Lynn, who informs him that the whole point is to pretend you don’t want anything because you’re a cool girlfriend, not a regular girlfriend, and then you watch your boyfriend show up in some thoughtful, above-and-beyond way, and you think to yourself, “You shouldn’t have!” but you don’t really mean it.
“She wants it to be low-key!” Joe, blind and helpless, insists. Lynn informs him that Beck is a Sagittarius. ” She is starved for attention. She suggests throwing a party where everyone dresses up as their favorite literary character, which I believe is a cruel thing to suggest in this case because if it’s supposed to be a surprise, Beck will be the only one who isn’t dressed up. “Would you rather do something and be wrong or do nothing and be wrong?” she persuades Joe.
“If I bury my sorrows in any more liquor and boys, I’m going to acquire syphilis again,” Lynn adds. Lynn, I salute you.
Because, of course, Joe dresses up as Ernest Hemingway. Beck is 40 minutes late because, well, she is Beck. I didn’t see Ethan and Blythe’s instant romantic connection coming, but I can understand it. But, returning to our lovebirds, Beck comes just in time to hear Joe call her “selfish” and “rude,” which she is! She, on the other hand, is not in the mood for constructive criticism. She whisper-yells, “I said QUIET and SMALL.” Beck doesn’t even have a plausible excuse. She acts as if she has forgotten about her own birthday. She’s also already inebriated.
“If you do this, it indicates there is absolutely no trust between us, and if we don’t have trust, we have nothing,” Beck says, calling Joe’s bluff.
She leaves before the cake is served, but she arrives at Joe’s with an apologetic donut the next morning. Joe gives in and gives her a hug. But it’s all been spoiled now, and these kids have gone from being an unpleasant, boring happy couple to an annoying, boring, unhappy pair bickering about takeout. Joe can’t seem to get visions of Beck and the therapist out of his head, so he follows her to class. He notices her applying red lipstick, which is code meaning HEATHEN MOUTH. Then he is apprehended. Beck abandons him in the middle of the street.
In response to this knowledge, John Stamos, the bearded therapist, says there are “two individuals inside Joe, a hopeless romantic and a betrayed, helpless soul,” and he draws a doodle to illustrate this point. Joe says, “Thank you, but no thanks!” Joe, like every other man on the planet who desperately needs counseling, believes he will not profit from it.
Joe breaks into the office after Stamos has gone home for the night. Really, the therapist doesn’t put a password on the laptop where he obviously keeps all of his session recordings? Now, You, come on. Joe listens to Beck’s sessions and discovers that the reason for their split is just as boring as she is: “The more you want me, the less I want you,” Beck says she’d tell her partner if he was sitting next to her. I’m trying to hide the fact that I’m a complete and utter disaster. Are you, on the other hand?
Joe recognizes his paranoia is wrong and takes the brave, if completely unneeded, step of hitting her phone with a hammer. (Just clean it up and sell it!) He’s releasing her in a dramatic manner. He admits to being envious, recounts her therapy session to her, and goes away. After all, he goes back to therapy, which is a good idea, though I’m not convinced of Stamos’ credentials because this session consists him talking about how he lost his virginity to “Hungry Like the Wolf.”
Karen is in the hallway when Joe arrives home, grumpy and depressed. This corridor, my God. Karen is friends with the stairwell urchin’s mother, and now that Ron is back in the picture, she’s been stalking the neighborhood with a baseball bat, attempting to protect her friend. When she sees Joe’s damaged heart but healthy cheekbones, she simply throws herself at him. “I love you, Joe simply to fuck with him,” she says after they had sex. This is the episode’s most enjoyable segment.
Candace, the hallucination, reappears! “Are you going to abandon Beck, or will she follow in my footsteps?” Clearly, the show wants us to believe Joe is the one who killed Candace. Do we agree? I believe it’d be more fascinating if she was alive, but insane in some creepy Gothic horror-y asylum somewhere, which she might escape to pursue Joe, and then the predator becomes the prey?? But it’s equally possible that she’s simply dead in a ditch. Not even in Europe, for that matter. As though it were a typical American ditch.
Is Joe a Gemini like you?
His moods are easily changed because the Moon is his ruling planet. He is quite sentimental about the people and things he cares about in his life, but he also experiences a lot of emotional ups and downs. Joe would be more emotionally reactive and end up doing something he later regrets if there was a full moon or the moon was making a hard aspect to other planets in his chart, so if there was a full moon or the moon was making a hard aspect to other planets in his chart, Joe would be more emotionally reactive and end up doing something he later regrets. He has a tendency to spiral.
Joe Goldberg belongs to which Zodiac sign?
Joe Goldberg has the Cancer zodiac sign, which is a bad indication. Cancer, along with Pisces and Scorpio, is a member of the Water element in astrology. The scorpion is Cancer’s symbol, and it symbolizes the capacity to retreat when necessary. Joe is a Cancerian, which means he is a nurturer.
Which character from Naruto is a Scorpio?
Orochimaru (Scorpio) (October 23-November 21): Orochimaru, despite being a slithering, serpentine evil who never stops terrorizing others, embodies all of the great and negative aspects of the Scorpion zodiac sign.
Quinn’s birthday is on what day?
Victoria Pedretti is an actress from the United States who was born on March 23, 1995. She is noted for her representations of unstable, evil characters and is known as a modern scream queen. An MTV Award has been bestowed upon her, as well as nominations for two Critics’ Choice Awards and a Saturn Award.
In both seasons of the Netflix anthology series The Haunting (20182020), Pedretti played distinct characters. She played Love Quinn in the Netflix thriller series You (20192021), Leslie Van Houten in the comedy-drama film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019), and Katherine in the biographical drama film Shirley (2019). (2020).
What zodiac sign do you share with peach?
According to Reddit, Peach, Beck’s best friend and one of the show’s villains, is a Virgo. For better or worse, she is a perfectionist. She, for example, holds everyone, including herself, to an impossible standard. She keeps her sexuality hidden, keeps track of how much she eats, and snipes at her friends when they don’t act the way she thinks they should.
Virgos, on the other hand, have a strong work ethic and frequently go above and above for their friends. Peach exemplifies these traits by running her own business and constantly organising Beck’s birthday celebrations when her dates fall through.