Is there someone in your life with whom you’re completely enamored but aren’t sure if they even realize who you are? That individual is most likely an Aquarius. They’re complex, crystalline, enigmatic, all-knowing, occasionally oblivious, prophetic weirdos, and the fact that they’re veiled in mystery simply adds to the delight of delving into their minds. Also, an Aquarius is constantly hungry. But that will come later.
Aquarius has always been the most perplexing of the zodiac signs for me. I’m not sure I’m alone in this. Perhaps this is why I adore Aquarius so much. There’s something about them, something inherent in their very essence, that if you’re not an Aquarius and you think about this paradox too hard, your head will whirl around, twist off your body, and sail out into space. And if an Aquarius watched that happen, saw your head fly out into the distance, an Aquarius would simply track the trajectory of your flying head, grin pleasantly, and walk away since they had other things on their minds. They’re always preoccupied with something else.
But let’s return to their dichotomous nature for a moment. Not only is Aquarius the only sign ruled by two planets (Saturn and Uranus), but it’s also an air sign (which makes sense because Aquarians are always thinking, thinking, thinking), yet it’s personified by a Water-bearer, a twin set of waves, which speaks to the enormous emotional depth and overabundance of feelings that Aquarians carry with them everywhere. Air and water, intellect and emotion, cognition and feeling, however, are not natural partners; in fact, they clash. Rather than causing strife and confusion, an Aquarius is capable of carrying all of this within themselves and using it to, well, see into the future. Whereas most individuals could not face the weight of the world, of knowing everything there is to know (a Pisces could not handle it at all; a Cancer would be brought to tears), an Aquarius takes all of that knowledge and looks forward to the days ahead, figuring out how to navigate them. (Okay, sometimes an Aquarius breaks down in tears, but then they taste the salt on their lips and become distracted, if not a little turned on, because an Aquarius is a strange, freaky freak.)
All of these inconsistencies, all of this mysticism, all of this… weirdness, makes Aquarians seem odd. They are, after all, legitimately strange! They frequently say things that make others uncomfortable, but this is because the truth makes people uncomfortable. An Aquarius enjoys making people uncomfortable. But they can’t help but know a lot of things and aren’t scared to share their expertise with you. Aquarius is a truth seeker who considers himself an authority on the subject. Only an Aquarius could have copyrighted the phrase What I Know for Sure (Oprah… hello), because only an Aquarius knows everything. The rest of us (Gemini, Capricorn) may believe we do at times, but only an Aquarius truly does. This is why having an Aquarius as a friend is so beneficial. Nobody can provide better advise. Nobody will be able to tell you when you’re lying than you. Nobody will be more willing or capable of assisting you in manifesting the future you desire since they have already seen it unfold, because they are prophets.
Despite this, Aquarius can appear to be distracted. They are frequently late for events. They don’t want to sleep, and sunrise is more of a hint that the night is about to get better for them than a sign of the morning. Internal clocks just do not exist for them. However, this does not imply that they are not productive. The most frightening aspect of an Aquarius is how much they accomplish. Even if the work they’re doing happens while you’re sleeping, an Aquarius is highly productive. In comparison to an Aquarius, we are all always napping.
Here’s a list of notable Aquarians, and don’t tell me none one them hasn’t accomplished more in a single day than you have in your whole life: Winfrey, Oprah. Morrison, Toni Lincoln, Abraham. Davis, Angela Dr. Dre. Lorde, Audre. Edison, Thomas. Washington, Kerry. Blume, Judy. Keys, Alicia. Styles, Harry DeGeneres, Ellen. Ed Sheeran is a British singer-songwriter.
All of those people have accomplished a great deal. The majority of stuff is excellent! And, look, you can’t deny that an Aquarius is doing things you don’t like (see: Sheeran), but you can’t deny that they are getting things done. And that they are exceptionally adept at predicting what other people would enjoy. Because they can predict what people will want in the future, Aquarians are frequently immensely popular (see Sheeran).
But what do Aquarians enjoy? This is the genuine query! We all admire Aquarius and are frequently captivated with them, but what do they enjoy? The truth is that it’s difficult to say! Is Oprah’s list of “favorite things,” which she releases every year, actually things that bring her delight indefinitely? No! Obviously not. Because the list changes every year. As a quirky prophet, they realize that everything is ephemeral, thus no Aquarius lays genuine value on anything material. This is why an Aquarius will advise you to get a tattoo with no meaning since assuming that meaning can ever reach anything approximating permanence is a load of nonsense. Nonetheless, an Aquarius will have tattoos that scream SYMBOLISM!! If you tell an Aquarius that, they will stare you down and vow that whatever meaning you find is all in your imagination. Isn’t that the idea, though? You’ll ponder and perhaps even scream. However, an Aquarius will simply tell you that there is no meaning to anything before taking a long pull off their e-cigarette and dashing and sliding down an icy street with recklessness. You would have toppled if you tried to leave like that. Aquarius is a sign that never falls.
So, what does an Aquarius like to do? Are you starting to question if Aquarians are just completely cerebral mystics who don’t enjoy anything sensual? Stop asking yourself that! Because it is false. In reality, Aquarians are consummate sensualists who enjoy experiencing multiple sensations at once. But what does an Aquarius enjoy the most? I believe I’ve worked it out. An Aquarius enjoys eating. I can tell you one thing: an Aquarius is constantly hungry.
I’m currently thinking about two distinct Aquariuses I’ve met. In addition, I’m thinking about chicken. Before the doom, one Aquarius and I had a doomed love tale (“doomed love,” how redundant! ), but before the doom, he told me about going home one night and being so angry by my absence in his home that he ate a whole chicken. He used his hands! He was also a vegetarian. The other Aquarius and I have a Google doc where we keep track of where we want to eat chicken. What exactly is the link here? It’s both chicken and it’s not. Of course, what it truly is is hunger. An Aquarius is always hungry, and food can sometimes satisfy that desire, but sometimes food is just a stopgap, and sometimes an Aquarius has a hunger that can consume the entire globe.
This hunger is what propels an Aquarius forward. An Aquarius would be a shark if they were an animal because of their appetite. An Aquarius would be a Venus flytrap if they were a flower. An Aquarius would be a vampire if they were a monster. They would be white if they were a color, because they would devour every other hue in existence. They’d be a studded collar if they were jewelry, because they’d be attempting to contain everything that was inside of them, and they’d want to remind you they were a little bit dangerous.
An Aquarius, on the other hand, is a lot more dangerous, because the truth is always dangerous, weird, and exciting, just like an Aquarius, who does things all the time that would make you scared if you were them (like that time I saw Styles stage-dive into a crowd of teenage girls who didn’t have enough upper-body strength to keep him aloft), but that don’t make them scared, because they just know they’ll be fine. As you start to descend a slope, an Aquarius will ride you around on their bike handlebars, encouraging you to lift your arms up with them. Regardless of whether it’s raining or the road is slick and treacherous, join them in raising their arms. You know everything will be fine if an Aquarius tells you to do something. Aquarius is a wise person. You can rely on them.
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What type of person is Aquarius?
Aquarians are mature, self-sufficient, intelligent, extraordinary, and hopeful. Their elemental sign is Air. Aquarians, like air, have no distinct form and seem to defy categorization. Others are lively and eager, while others are peaceful and sensitive.
Are Aquarius people weird?
Doesn’t seem too enticing, does it? Mmmm. The trick with Air signs is to get them to use their brain before they use their bits. They must be cognitively stimulated before their bodies will respond. But if you do that, they’ll be as heated and strange as any of the placards.
Finding a Leo partner is a hot idea for Aquarius when it comes to steamy sex. This is a fiery astrological combination. Everyone could probably get along with a Leo lover (they LOVE sex), but Aquarius tests them (*freaks them out*) in a way that brings out their creative, show-off side even more. The unrelenting Air-iness of Aquarius can change the way Leo’s fires burn- longer, stronger, fiercer… you get the point.
Some astrologers say that Aquarians symbolize the finest of humanity in general (humanitarian, fair, kind, and imaginative), and I guess I agree.
Is it unusual to be an Aquarius?
The 12 zodiac signs each have their own set of personality qualities and are unique in their own way (they each even have a corresponding tarot card and connection to your health). But nothing compares to being the most unique. You might be wondering what the rarest zodiac sign is.
Aquarius is the sign that persons born between January 20 and February 18 belong to. “January and February have the fewest births, making Aquarius the rarest zodiac sign,” says Lisa Stardust, an astrologer in New York City and author of Saturn Return Survival Guide: Navigating This Cosmic Rite of Passage.
Girl, how does Aquarius appear?
Aquarius people have thin physique and delicate features (such as ears, noses, and mouths).
Many of them are naturally tall, and even those who aren’t appear to be taller than they are.
Aquarius signs are equally likely to be tall and short, yet they always appear long regardless of their height.
Despite their length, their limbs are proportionate to the rest of their bodies, if not somewhat shorter.
How does Aquarius appear?
Many people born under the sign of Aquarius are tall and slim. They frequently have a thick head of gorgeous dark hair. They have keen eyes that are always looking for something new and different, no matter where they sit or stand.
The Water Bearer rarely puts on weight because food isn’t a priority for them. It’s rare and odd things that you devour heartily.
Why do Aquarians become psychopaths?
Aquarius is a suitable emotional psychopath since they are uncomfortable with their emotions and lack empathy. If an Aquarius does not demonstrate compassion and vulnerability to you, you will have problems in your relationship.
What is the dark side of Aquarius?
What sets Aquarians apart is their emotional distance, which makes them vulnerable to dark side actions. Some of them lead to a lack of empathy, narcissism, or a superiority complex. When taken to its logical conclusion, Aquarian aloofness transforms them into a staunchly single unit.
Is Aquarius disorderly?
Aquarius They become bored quickly and are the type to cause trouble and turmoil for the excitement of it. They take pleasure in seeing things spiral out of control. They gain sadistic pleasure from causing trouble and watching things fall apart, and they aren’t embarrassed of it.
Why is Aquarius so popular?
Aquarius people are warm and sociable. Because they hold their generosity in their eyes and extend their warmth outwards, they are usually physically stunning. They are not only physically attractive, but they also have an incredible inner beauty that attracts everyone they meet.
What are the three zodiac signs that are extremely rare?
Some may consider this sign to be the rarest because it is rarely utilized, but when most people ask which signs are the most and least common, they truly mean within the range of the 12 zodiac signs we are familiar with.
Alicia Keys, Paul Newman, Jackie Robinson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Galileo Galilei, Shakira, Corazon Aquino, Toni Morrison, Laura Dern, and others are all notable Aquarians.